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Poster: cream-puff-war Date: Aug 1, 2009 2:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Curse of the GRATEFUL DEAD Keyboard Players....hmmmm

And they shit on everything and anyone stupid enough to stand underneath their fowl nest.

They mate constantly, the horny devils.

I once saw (at a not-so-busy downtown crossroad intersection) a male pigeon attempt over and over again to copulate with a dead pigeon - road kill, apparantly - while a flock of about 15 friends (of the Dead?) - led by one defender in particular - kept knocking into the horn dog, insisting that he cease and desist all plans of necrophiliac pleasure in the broad daylight on Geary Blvd.

Weird but true.

So, do some pigeons have a limit to the dirty bird lifestyle or were they (perhaps a she, definitely of smaller size than the bullish rapist) just a natural extension of the (then) Clinton White House (the big bird is hereby named Bill - long after it's great gray egg of a bastard yolk is dead -
and the defender of the shmushed shall be known as Hillary.

Thanks for the warp, WT!



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Poster: oh_uh_um_ah Date: Aug 1, 2009 4:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Curse of the GRATEFUL DEAD Keyboard Players....hmmmm

PIGEONS = FLYIN' RATS

PIGEONS = RATS OF THE SKY


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Poster: cream-puff-war Date: Aug 8, 2009 6:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Curse of the GRATEFUL DEAD Keyboard Players....hmmmm

worse yet, pigeons can easily be possessed by a zuvembie to do the work of the damned.

These are no ordinary pigeons, they are the pigeons from hell.